Good Morning...... You're officially an OLD FART!!!!!
Many things have changed in the thirty "ODD" years we have known you.......
Our vocabularies have grown.... Not necessarily for the better.
Your waistline has expanded considerably.. Probably for the better, you were a scrawny thing!
Your body has many, many, many more broken and rooted bits.. Definitely not for the
better.. Wait for the arthritis, it probably won't be long now that you are officially a SENIOR
CITIZEN.
Your dear wife has considerably more grey hairs... Can't begin to imagine why!!!! Certainly
not for the better.. Just costs you more money to keep them hidden. But then again if you
continue to cause her to pull more of it out she'll be bald.. Then a wig might cost more still.
But one thing always remains the same.. You still have the UGLIEST feet we've ever seen!!!!!.
Have a wonderful 50th Birthday.
Love Carmel and Ted.
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